You know you're having a bad day when even the Rice Krispies give you silent treatment. Not sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy". I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store. The world is your oyster, unless you use the wrong fork. It is part of being human, some people view it as a learning experience and others as an illness. If somebody dies, if something happens to you, there is a normal process of depression, You know, you have to have little moments of depression. I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots. In strange ways some people fall in love with the comfort of their depression. We are solely responsible for constructing our depression. I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity.ĭepression brings people closer to the church, but so do funerals. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits. So I thought about it and realized that’s great, then I won’t need them anymore.Īnyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Just saying 'No' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day!' cures chronic depression.įreud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother. But with the best comebacks to tuck into your brain, and funny quotes for every circumstance, you'll always have the last word. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.ĭo you know why you're so sad all the time? You are counting your worries not your blessings! We all have worries and blessings but we are not all depressed. Thinking of something to say after an argument is over is the worst feeling. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living. I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness. I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.
If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are depressed you are living in the past. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. The mind creates problems that don’t exist.
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Warning: If you or someone close to you are suffering from depression, don't read this, rather seek professional help.īefore you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.ĭepression is the result of having too much time to over think.
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